The fact that he’s the world’s richest man is not what makes Bill Gates sexy, and no, it’s not his heart-melting bedroom eyes…well, maybe it is. But it’s mainly his gigantic heart. He’s spent almost half of his fortune saving peoples lives—6 million of them so far—so he’s basically Batman, only with bigger muscles.
Is that a hard drive in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
He literally smiles in the face of danger. God, he’s such an outlaw.
And yet he’s still in touch with his inner child.
Look at those moves! Take that, malaria! Karate chop to the throat, hepatitis B!
Although he hates it when people leave the lid to his giant jar of rubbers open, he doesn’t get angry. You’re so cool, Bill.
And the sexiest trait of them all: he’s not afraid to laugh at himself. Cheers to you, Billy G. You sexy panther you.